From the mouths of babes at bed time

Renee: Mami come to my bed
Me, from my bedroom: I'm busy, I'll be there soon
Renee: Mami come to my bed now, I need ears (she likes touching our ears, so much and so harshly that I've developed calluses on my ear lobes)
Me: Renee I'm coming, one minute
Renee: I don't believe it!

Matthew: Mami come to my bed
Me: Matthew, I'm in Renee's bed now when I sing her a song it will be your turn and I'll come to your bed.
Matthew: Then I'm sleeping in in the floor.
And he crawled onto the floor and shimmied backwards until he got to the door (reminiscent to when he was a baby and would shimmy until he got wedged under the couch).